Monday, May 19, 2014

Think Pink and Weird Tasting Meat

      Today I tripped myself out of bed and accidentally poured almond milk in my cereal. Good day Merica'. Birds like to build nest inside the brick wall in my backyard. Every summer the babies hatch and they fall off the wall and die a slow death of starvation in my yard.. It's quite sad, but hey, survival of the fittest right? Wouldn't want an overpopulated planet of birds. That would be way too much scrambled eggs for a civilization. I got the pleasant reminder that I only have to see my math teacher 6 more times, pretty much made my whole day. 
      I bought an old truck (and when I say old I mean ollllddddd) 
so today I decided to give it some pink glamour and it reminded me not to judge a book by it's cover, it's a POS, but that pink paint job really makes it pop I'd say.
        I have to write a 15 page biography about myself for my Honors LA class.. I guess I could pretend it's my blog and ramble about irrelevant things that I make relevant?.. 
       On my way to school I fell asleep so that explains how excited I was to waste 8 hours of my day learning about Sine, Cosine, and Tangent. I'm about 200000% sure I will NEVER apply anything I learn in math class to my life. Ever. Also, the turkey on my sub sandwich at lunch today tasted like mint gum. And no, I was not eating gum so I find this quite disturbing.. YAY for Monday blogs! (And no school next Monday). 

2 comments:

  1. Haha this post made my day. I love the fact that it you're not afraid to say anything and everything that is on your mind and express your opinions through metaphorical responses about things that happen in your day. Its just so grand. Oh and nice truck. haha

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  2. I love how your blog jumps all over the place, it kept me reading! Be lucky you have a truck or any kind of automobile i still don't have one yet...

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